Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.

If you write the word 'monkey' a million times, do you start to think you're Shakespeare?

Here is a picture

Of the book my class uses

Hey Michael and Jessica if u are reading this i got a new phone and no longer have ur numbers my old phone was in my pocket in the pool with me sorry guys

Yo mama's so fat, she makes free Free Willy look like a goldfish!