How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?

My motto is, "When you don't know what you are doing, do it neatly."

Tragedy is if I cut my finger. Comedy is if you walk into an open sewer and die. Mel Brooks.

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them.

Yo mama's so ugly, she made an onion cry!

Chuck norris once visited mars. Now we know why there is no life on mars.

Good judgment comes from bad experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. 4More txt SUJ

& God said: Let there be light. & there was light. & everyone said, Hey cool! Do you do parties?.

Chuck Norris' dog picks up its own crap because Chuck Norris doesn't take crap from anybody.