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Lol

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Cry waaaah

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When I was little, around 12, my family played halo. But I hated to get killed so every time I died I would throw down the controller I don't do it anymore though.

Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.

If you write the word 'monkey' a million times, do you start to think you're Shakespeare?

Here is a picture

Of the book my class uses

Hey Michael and Jessica if u are reading this i got a new phone and no longer have ur numbers my old phone was in my pocket in the pool with me sorry guys

Yo mama's so fat, she makes free Free Willy look like a goldfish!

How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?

My motto is, "When you don't know what you are doing, do it neatly."

Tragedy is if I cut my finger. Comedy is if you walk into an open sewer and die. Mel Brooks.

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them.

Yo mama's so ugly, she made an onion cry!

Chuck norris once visited mars. Now we know why there is no life on mars.

Good judgment comes from bad experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. 4More txt SUJ

& God said: Let there be light. & there was light. & everyone said, Hey cool! Do you do parties?.

Chuck Norris' dog picks up its own crap because Chuck Norris doesn't take crap from anybody.

Just went to Gianinos

Don't take a dog on the space shuttle, b/c if he sticks his head out when ur coming home his face might burn up.

Yay, i will blog more soon

Why is Chuck Norris roundhousing the moon? Because he can.

Chuck Norris: The Vietnam War ended over thirty years ago. Nobody told Chuck Norris.

Q: What do you call a cow with a sense of humor?
A: Laughing stock or cheese.

Where are we going? And what's with this hand basket?

Einstein said talking to yourself is a sign of intelligence. Answering yourself, however, is a sign of insanity.

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.

You say tomato, I say ketchup.

I knew a girl so ugly, I took her to the top of the Empire State building and planes started to attack her.

Chuck Norris: Newton's Third Law is wrong: There is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?'.

I hooked up my accelerator pedal to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.

Make it idiot proof & someone will make a better idiot.

Write your questions down on the back of a $20 dollar bill and send them to me.

Chuck Norris: Devil didn't go down to Georgia looking for a soul to steal. Chuck went to Hell and told the Devil to get out.

Chuck Norris: People say the truth hurts, but it hurts a hell of a lot more when it comes from Chuck Norris.

I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.

Chuck Norris solved the Bermuda Triangle by using the Pythagorean theorem.

AOL for Dummies is kind of redundant, don't you think?.

Chuck Norris: Illegal steroids used by athletes are actually extracted essence of Chuck Norris.

Why be difficult? Put some effort in and be impossible.

I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.

I know the guy who writes all those bumper stickers. He hates New York.

Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Bumper sticker: Forget world peace. Visualize using your blinkers.

Joke Of The Day:
I intend to live forever - so far, so good.

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving.

I have no objections to churches so long as they don't interfere with God's work. Brooks Atkinson.

How is being at a singles bar different than being at the circus? At the circus, the clowns don't talk.

I have my lucky tab and feeling epic

If five out of every ten people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean the other five enjoy it?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

I wear my heart on my sleeve. I wear my liver on my pant leg.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.

When you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas. Jean Harlow? 4More txt SUJ

If God had meant us to travel economy class, he would have made us narrower.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

Chuck Norris, when clean-shaven, radiates the heat of 3 suns.

Just msg SorcerousLink

Chuck Norris remembers the Alamo, and he isn't happy about it. If u get Left 4 Dead 2 and the passing by Tommorrow u can join my Taaaank game

I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I'm good at everything.

Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.

Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.

Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.

You can tell you've drunk too much coffee when you answer the door before people knock. Stephen Wright. 4More txt SUJ

Why be difficult? Put some effort in and be impossible.

Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger by pointing at it and yelling, BANG!

I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart.

What is a cannibal's favorite game? Swallow the leader. 4More txt SUJ

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle.

Why did Dorothy get lost in Oz? She had three men giving her directions.

Crime doesn't pay, but the hours are good.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

When Chuck Norris goes home at night, he puts on cute little bunny slippers. With real. Live. Bunnies. Thank you, ChaCha!
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When there's a will, I want to be in it.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

At my first Cocktail party..... That i can remember... And....... I... Am... BORED

I had my coat hangers spayed.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. 4More txt SUJ

If they ever make a Swashbuckling School, I think 1 of the courses should be Laughing, Then Jumping Off Something.

Sort of' is such a harmless thing to say. Except after 'I love you' or 'You're going to live'.

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys. 4More txt SUJ

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

Why is Christmas like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy in a suit gets all the credit.

Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue.

Change is inevitable,..except from vending machines.

Just watching John Carter

Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people is crazy, check 3 friends, if they are OK, you're it.

Today i helped me big broski pick his tomatoes then ate a piece of jalapino hoooot lol

Sorry i lost my last phone as in it went with me for a swim

Just got finished training at my aunt's McDonalds. Also got free hat... Yaaaay!!!!!8-)

This is the last update for today...

I love everyone who follows my blog and I just wanted to say thanks for checking my blog. You rule!!! 8-)

Lovin having no school... Think i will play some minecraft demo

My bro just tried scaring me with some stupid anime thing. Lol

I hate today. First, my tire flew off, the whole tire plus the rim. Second, i had to walk the rest of the way to school and third, my back kills me sometimes.

I just laid all the way down. As i put my head on my pillow, my i felt a sharp pain in my back again. Oooooooow!;(

Oooooow... My back is killing me when i do certain things like prop myself up with one arm.

Just watching Bram Stoker's Dracula. So far, eh it's ok...

It is up just search for Mary's Baptism

Oh hell i will put up another post when it is up. Check back tomorrow.

To everyone who checks this out: i am going to put up a baptism video that i took when my sister got baptized today it will be up tomorrow after...

Let me be clear though. If you are reading this I love you, Jessica Winterrose.

I won't change her mind. That is impossible. And before you ask no I won't hypnotize her either.

Well good night. But before I go I should mention that I am in love with this girl. She shot me down and now we are just friends.

Look outside there is the super moon

Going to sister's baptism tomorrow

At a rental house mowing and weed wacking. Also I hate the weed wacker it is heavy for 10lb.

I can't believe it. I tried real hard not to do that again. ;(

Just a few minutes ago my little broski was getting two cough drops and he accidently dropped one and it went into the vent HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Finally made it to the wrong car now at my van

Getting closer to me car jk long far road too faaaaaaar i hate this campus setup and it is night ouch

I HATE MY POOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Battery power, almost out of, my phone is.

I love my big sister so much she is awesome

My pool looks like pee hahaha...

Just took off the cover off of my pool....

I love I Am Super!

I just thought of something called a blovel it is a novel written in a blog and i will write one soon.

il toro e qui!!!!!! El Toro Esta Aqui!!!!!!!!

Just made some yummmy brownies my way...

put take like an hour or so to find it and i will film it and put it on YouTube

... So here is what I did. I placed the bucket o' dog poop in my garage and covered it with a towel so my dad will smell it.

Ok, so my dad asked me to pick up the poops around the pool in my back yard and put them in a bucket but he did not tell me what to do with them...

Looks like I need to get this dude's autograph and ask him to teach me how he does it... Lol

Oh, and usually i cause the deaths of Skyrim citizens in Skyrim, but I travel to Windhelm and now I am solving a murder of three women.

So, I called my dad, he comes unlocks the door to my van and finds my key still in the ignition. So, basically what I am saying is that my mind tricked me.

Ok, so I "remembered" to take my keys out of the ignition, but, after class i check for my keys and couldn't find them.

I tricked my friend into thinking he had an STD. So what did you do???

Hello everybody. Say hi to my background character, his name is Zero

Ok so i have been playing this awesome demo for a game called Warp. So play it then comment on this post

Hello micheal aka BladeSmasher8

Dammit, i just lost my favorite hat. I love that mario hat

Hello wyman, buckmagnet, and cink

I got into a kind of a bad accident today i blew a tire literally by hitting a curb no one was hurt

I am back on xbox

Ok so it is late at night i am trying to get my friend to help me with this cute girl i love but he is not helping... Y not Albers?????

Ok, so i broke my own rule but just needed to say follow me @marioochop on twitter

So here is the uodate Post i will not be adding a new post for this weekend unless i get back on me Xbox so look out world the blog ninja is here...

Just picked up my tickets for the consort and I can't wait for my first consort ever. Yaaaaay!!!!

I am going to a consort tomorrow yaaaay

Good night yahoo!!

Well, tomorrow I go back to school.